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Short Tag Line:
Looking for wild couples and tall, well-hung, single males,
I/We are looking for
(Single males--skip down to the end. There's a special part for y'all and it's not as bad as you might expect...)
(If you have no photos we probably won't respond. We say that below but we still get faceless, bodyless profiles contacting us)
OK, so if you made it past our pictures and were not shocked by our sexual designations and our ages that’s a big plus. If you were shocked but are a glutton for punishment we will try and justify our existence in the following paragraphs!
He’s an old fart who’s in better shape than most guys 10 years younger. While his mind fades from time to time he sure is a treat to be with when he’s conscious. He may not remember your name but once you are naked it all comes back to him.
She’s in darn good shape for any age. Her job is to remember names for him but she gets so easily distracted by hot-looking people that she often doesn’t, leaving him in a lurch. She remembers tastes and smells, though, so if she licks you when you first meet her don’t be alarmed.
We are an adventurous couple when it comes to most things, including sex. We don’t usually say “oooh gross!” to a whole lot unless the act requires a lot of eyewash afterwards. So, basically, we’re a very liberal-minded couple that is game for most anything. I’m sure there are some sexual extremists that will push our boundaries but we can at least promise that we will make it very safe for you to be a "sick fuck" even if we don’t partake!
We don’t force any of our sexual preferences on anyone (without a signed waiver!) so don’t be alarmed by our liberalness. Just be aware that we kind of like to let go so if you do, too, then we’ll probably get along just peachy. We can range from soft swing to double blue-steel, hard-core swing depending on the circumstances. Many people we’ve met we haven’t played with yet but would sure like to. However, we will never force the circumstances and firmly believe things happen when they are supposed to happen.
We prefer at least somewhat intelligent people with triple digit IQ’s. If you have absolutely awesome bodies we may accept those with IQ’s in the 90’s if we are feeling charitable and feel the need to do some pro bono work (and are horny). So get a friend to write us a note and you sign it with an “X” and we may respond.
He’s 6’2”+ and she’s 5’10” so we’re a relatively tall couple and she likes relatively tall men. Her height or taller for men is the preference (i.e. 5'10" +). We realize this will rule out some very hot people but it’s a psychological thing and since sex begins in the mind, well, hopefully you understand. Yes, it may very well be a different story if we meet you in person (there have been several examples of that for us) so if you see us at a resort or something, don’t be afraid to attack, er, ah, approach us.
Women, however, can be any height. We would prefer that you be able to climb up onto our bed under your own power but we’ll probably help you if the night is running late. Just be warned that if you are on the short side we will use you as a “spinner” for our own personal pleasure and not to be alarmed.
Describe Yourself:
Quickies:
--She’s strap-on certified (M or F).
--We like a good DP (double penetration) now and again (and again) and sometimes things go bump in the dark during this procedure. If that bothers you, don’t contact us.
--We like passion so that probably means kissing. If you are anti-kissing of non-spouses you probably oughta pass on us.
--We do enjoy an alcoholic beverage from time to time, especially wine. We don’t smoke cigarettes but don’t have problems with the considerate smokers, especially if this means they will use us as a substitute for their oral fixations.
--We are primarily in the market for other couples as we already have girl and boy toys we can page on short notice but every once in awhile there’s an opening so ya never know... Singles: Send us your resumes... ;-)
--We may be sluts but we are discriminating sluts.
--We operate as a unit. It’s best to pay attention to both of us in your writings or one of us will play the “veto” card fairly quickly.
--Remember, the latest Vegas advertising slogan is “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!”. That goes for us. If you get much nastier than you ever thought you could while you are here, we won’t tell… We won't even incriminate you with a written testimonial... ;-)
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
FINAL NOTE: This note has to do with PICTURES. We have relatively recent pictures posted showing both of us so you don’t have to ask. This allows you to make a decision without putting yourself in an uncomfortable situation of asking for more. We expect the same. We HATE asking for pictures of him and it’s easier to just say no than to ask. So, please include a picture of him right away if one isn’t posted. And blurry pics with a pair of sunglasses and a hat don’t count.
ABSOLUTE FINAL NOTE: We are lovers, best buddies, soulmates, partners and fuck-buddies. Other than our intellect, sense of humor and our spirituality we are fairly shallow people! And remember, this is supposed to be fun for all. If you have unresolved "couple issues" please work them out before you contact us as we get rather tired of playing bedside psychologists and have found it easier to grab some popcorn, pull up a chair and watch you try and figure out what the f*ck you are doing in the lifestyle. We might be masturbating while watching the proceedings but don't let that bother you...
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
SINGLE GUYS READ THIS:
Yes, we take on the occasional single male and many of those experiences are our most memorable. The good ones are great. But before you contact us consider what we are looking for. We might not be what you had in mind.
--Weekends (Almost) Only. We rarely play with anyone Sun-Thurs. We realize this rules out some extraordinary weekday visitors who aren’t staying over the weekend but what can you do? We like to party when we play and we don’t do that on weeknights. You can still write to us just to get things started but we wanted to warn you in advance.
--Bi Play. Our MFM play is 90% focused on pleasing her but we prefer bi males because there are times when sexy things happen in sweaty heaps where gender doesn’t matter—only fun does. He won’t ever push it but doesn't mind if you want to stretch your limits... ;-)
--Size Matters. You need to be 6’0" or taller (a “real" 6’—seems men fib about height often in their profile). She’s Amazonian in stature and prefers taller men. You should also be 8" or larger. She’s into a larger cock phase these days. We’d like to see at least one cock pic prior to meeting as it gets her horny in anticipation.
--Party & Play. Ideally we are looking for a party buddy who will drink with us and possibly join us in light party favors. We also like to dance at gay clubs (Krave, mostly) and then jump into bed for decadent “sex-under-the-influence". We like to party but we also reserve enough wits and awareness to be able to perform and also remember what we did last night.
We’ve had people write us saying “I don’t drink or do drugs" which is very admirable but not what we are looking for when it comes to our weekend debauchery.
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